Thursday, October 20, 2005
Mystery of the Universe # 412
Why can a man spend $70 on a haircut, carefully trim his beard and mustache so it's nice and neat, dedicate substantial time to making sure his sideburns are even, yet somehow never notice that his eyebrows look like those of a 19th century gold prospector, or that he has has a cluster of one inch hairs growing out of his ears? No wonder there are so many single women when this is what they get to choose from. C'mon, XY-er's, get it together!